Friday, June 15, 2012

Sweet and Tangy Watermelon Slaw

Sweet and Tangy Watermelon Slaw


 My sister-in-law, Maryann, first introduced us to this phenomenal summer treat. She got it out of a magazine...but none of us can remember which one!  I have searched on the Internet for a similar recipe, but can't seem to find one with mint in the dressing. I know it's out there somewhere and when I find it, I will link to it and credit it. But until then, bust out the cutting board and knives and get to chopping! This tasty salad is well worth the effort.  (Scroll to the bottom for the full recipe, minus the commentary).


1/4 c. cider vinegar (I'm taking this to a party, so I am doubling the recipe - don't go by the pictures!)


2 Tbsp. honey (Use raw, unfiltered local honey for the best nutritional punch).


1 tsp sea salt. Yes, it does matter. If you haven't become converted to Real Salt or at least a good pink Himalayan salt, do so now. You can thank me later.



1/2 tsp. ground black pepper, unless you are avoiding foods high in oxalates. Black pepper is one of them, so use white pepper instead.


4 Tbsp chopped fresh mint. Must. Be. Fresh. The dried stuff...blech.



4 Tbsp finely chopped shallots. OK, so this isn't a shallot, it's a red onion. I was in a bind and needed to get this done and was out of shallots. Tell me, gentle readers, how on earth did I allow THAT to happen? I don't remember the last time I didn't have shallots on hand!!!! The principle is the same though - slice from end to end and then remove the peel (save the peels for stock!)


Lay the shallot onion cut side down, and make several horizontal cuts, being sure NOT to cut through the root end. Then make several cuts from root to cut end of the onion, then dice.


Mix together with the other ingredients and then let stand in refrigerator for an hour. Sorry about the blurry picture.


Watermelon, jicama, pear, and cucumber - so happy together. 


Remove ends and the tough skin from the jicama. If you are lucky, you can peel it right off. If you aren't, use a knife to cut it away.



Cut the jicama into matchstick sized pieces.


You will need about 1 cup for this recipe, more if you want more crunch. Save the left over jicama and serve with a squeeze of lime and a dash of salt for a refreshing, crunchy treat.


Do the same with the cucumber - matchstick sized pieces. Toss in bowl with the jicama.


And do the same with the pear.


Cut the rind off the watermelon.


Then cut it into 1" slices. Tell the 15 year old to keep his hands off the watermelon because it is for dinner and if he is that hungry, he can have an apple or some string cheese.


Cut the slices into 1" cubes. Give some to the adorable baby girl pulling on your apron because you can't resist her sweet little face. Acknowledge your parental shortcomings in treating the two children differently - you've had a lot more practice resisting the 15-year old at this point, but baby girl can still have her way with you any time.


Toss the watermelon in with the jicama, cucumber, and pear.


Just before serving, toss with the mint-honey dressing.



Sweet and Tangy Watermelon Slaw
In a medium sized bowl, whisk:

4 Tbsp finely chopped shallots
4 Tbsp chopped fresh mint
1/4 c. cider vinegar
2 Tbsp honey
1 t. salt
1/2 tsp. ground black pepper

Add:

1 small Asian pear, cut into large matchsticks
1/2 seedless cucumber, cut into large matchsticks
1 c. jicama, cut into large matchsticks
1/2 small watermelon, cut into small cubes

Toss well & serve immediately.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Ketchup, or in The Professor's Estimation, The Staff of Life


Tomato Ketchup

The Professor loves ketchup. I mean L.O.V.E.S. it. Would swim around in it if I allowed him to do so. Trouble is, most ketchup you get from the store is...well, you don't really want to know what they do to those poor tomatoes. Wanna know how they get all the ketchup in those thousands of bottles the same color? They totally bleach out the tomato sauce and then dye all a uniform shade of red. Uh....aren't tomatoes already red? 


And then there's the issue of what it is stored in. The only products that are approved by the FDA for commercial tomato products are ones that contain BPAs. That's a problem around my home.  My solution? Make my own ketchup! It's way easier than I ever imagined and actually tastes like a real food.  As an added bonus, a girl can turn this into a probiotic food by mixing in a few tablespoons of whey after opening the bottle and letting it sit for a day or so. Like magic, ketchup that not only tastes yummy, but is good for you, too! Who would have every thunk it?

So here is my recipe, adapted from the Ball Complete Book of Home Preserving. (If you don't own this book, you should.)  You can easily adjust the seasonings to fit your family's preferences.  While I use honey, most recipes call for sugar - using honey will change the flavor profile depending on the type of honey you use, so if your family isn't used to honey-based ketchup, you might want to do the first couple with a high quality sugar.


Yield: 13 pints 

Ingredients
25 lbs tomatoes, washed
2 medium onions, peeled and quartered
5  cloves of garlic, peeled
3 Tbsp celery seeds
4 tsp whole cloves
3 cinnamon sticks, broken into pieces
1 1/2 tsp allspice
3 c. apple cider vinegar
1 1/4 c.  honey (or 1 1/2 c. sugar)
1/4 c. sea salt (canning or pickling salt can be used, too)
1 tsp cayenne pepper

Directions
 Place vinegar and spices in a medium sauce pan. Bring to a boil over a high heat. Remove from heat and let stand for 25 minutes.

One of my favorite cider vinegars. Mrs. Bragg makes another good one, too.





 Spices (from top, in clockwise direction: cinnamon, allspice, celery seed, whole cloves)




Meanwhile,  cut tomatoes in half or quarters (depending on your blender and the variety of tomatoes you are using. I almost always use Roma to make ketchup, but any variety will do. The less meaty varieties might take longer to cook down and give you a bit of a smaller yield, though).



Process in a high-powered blender until completely smooth. Skins, seeds, core, all of it - don't let any of that tomatoey-goodness go to waste! (The Ball recipe has you cook the tomatoes and onions, then push through a sieve, which removes the skins. From a nutritional standpoint, this makes no sense as the skins are packed with nutrients.)



Pour puree into large heavy-bottomed stainless steel pot.



Peel and cut blossom and root ends off onions, then cut into quarters.



Don't throw away the ends and skins away - put them in a freezer bag and pop them in the freezer for making stock some other time!



Peel garlic. Save the skins from this, too. Never let good food go to waste, and garlic is GOOD food, always.



Place onions and garlic in blender and process. Be sure you are wearing waterproof mascara for this part of the recipe. Or at least get some good mileage out of the tears by convincing your husband you are crying because of something you just heard on the radio. (Eventually, he will notice the onions, but it will be good for a laugh between the two of you anyway.)



Pour puree into large pot with the tomato puree.



Add honey (or sugar),



salt, and cayenne pepper. (I used Real Salt rock salt this time around, simply I was out of anything else, but it worked just fine. The Ball book recommends pickling salt, but since this is MY ketchup and I don't care if a white sediment forms at the bottom, I can put whatever kind of salt I want in it. Plus, I never notice the white sediment because the ketchup is opaque.)


Strain vinegar and spice mixture, then pour into the tomato/onion mixture (man it's tough to take a picture while holding the strainer and pouring a boiling liquid!).



Bring to a boil over a medium heat, stirring occasionally.



Reduce the heat and boil gently until the volume has been reduced in half and is the consistency of ketchup.  Homemade ketchup can be a bit thinner than store bought, but the skins help a great deal by adding body to it (which is another great reason to keep them instead of chucking them). This can take a while, so be patient and do the laundry or make some bread, or read a book, or write an article, or or or or...you get the idea.

When ketchup is nearing the desired consistency, prepare canner, jars, lids, rings, and seals, if you use them. I have started using Tattler reusable two-piece lids and seals and I LOVE them.  If you haven't tried them yet, you really should.

Ladle hot ketchup into hot jars, leaving 1/2" headspace. Wipe rims, place rings, lids, and bands and screw down until finger-tip tight.

Place jars in canner and make sure they are covered completely by the water. Bring to a boil and process for 15 minutes. Turn off heat, let stand 5 minutes, and then remove jars. Screw bands on tightly and let cool, then store.

(Recipe without pictures or commentary.) 

Tomato Ketchup
25 lbs tomatoes, washed
2 medium onions, peeled and quartered
5  cloves of garlic, peeled
3 Tbsp celery seeds
4 tsp whole cloves
3 cinnamon sticks, broken into pieces
1 1/2 tsp allspice
3 c. apple cider vinegar
1 1/4 c.  honey (or 1 1/2 c. sugar)
1/4 c. sea salt (canning or pickling salt can be used, too)
1 tsp cayenne pepper
  1. Place vinegar and spices in a medium sauce pan. Bring to a boil over a high heat. Remove from heat and let stand for 25 minutes. 
  2.  Meanwhile,  cut tomatoes in half or quarters (depending on your blender). Process in blender until smooth. Pour puree into large heavy-bottomed stainless steel pot. (I use my gumbo pot for making ketchup and other tomato sauces.) 
  3. Peel and cut blossom and root ends off onions, then cut into quarters. Don't throw away the ends and skins away - put them in a freezer bag and pop them in the freezer for making stock some other time! 
  4. Peel garlic. Save the skins from this, too.
  5. Place onions and garlic in blender and process. Pour puree into large pot with the tomato puree.
  6.  Add honey (or sugar), salt, and cayenne pepper to the tomato/onion mixture. 
  7.  Strain vinegar and spice mixture, then pour into the tomato/onion mixture.  
  8.  Bring to a boil over a medium heat, stirring occasionally. Reduce the heat and boil gently until the volume has been reduced in half. 
  9. Prepare canner, jars, and lids. I have started using the Tattler reusable rings and lids and LOVE them.  If you haven't tried them yet, you really should. 
  10. Ladle hot ketchup into hot jars, leaving 1/2" headspace. Wipe rims, place rings, lids, and bands and screw down until finger-tip tight. 
  11. Place jars in canner and make sure they are covered completely by the water. Bring to a boil and process for 15 minutes. Turn off heat, let stand 5 minutes, and then remove jars. Screw bands on tightly and let cool, then store. 





Sunday, April 1, 2012

April Fool's Dinner: What's on Your Menu?



Happy April Fool's Day, every one! Since I wasn't busy defending a dissertation or doing research or coursework or nursing a baby or gestating a baby, I thought I would go all out for dinner this year's April Fool's Day.

It was a hit.

I made "Faux-Berry Pie", chicken nuggets with honey mustard dipping sauce, mashed potatoes and gravy, and carrots and peas. Since it was April Fool's, I told the kids they could have dessert first - Faux-Berry Pie.


My son, the budding food critic (no, seriously - that is what he has decided he wants to be when he grows up) was not impressed with my antics. He thought it was a chocolate pie with strawberry cream on top. He was NOT amused to discover it was a stripped-down Shepherd's Pie with beet-infused whipped potatoes on top. Not. Amused. At. All.






After we had the Faux-Berry Pie, we had the main course.





The Food Critic in Residence was much more pleased with this offering than he was the Faux-Berry Pie. And who wouldn't be? Cake that looks like chicken nuggets? Mashed potatoes that are really ice cream? Vanilla pudding dipping sauce? It's a seven-year old's dream come true!



Happy eats, y'all!

M.

(The idea and recipes came from http://www.zupas.com/2011/03/celebrate-april-fools-day/. Well, except for the caramel sauce recipe which came from the Smitten Kitchen, the pound cake recipe from Paula Deen, and the vanilla pudding recipe from AllRecipes.com.)

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

A Happy Accident of Nature

Oh what a happy accident of nature for Meyer Lemons and blueberries are in season at the same time. (Can I get an amen and a hallelujah from the peanut gallery, please!?)  I have been consuming both of them in vast quantities over the last few weeks. I will be very sad when my supply of them fade away with the season.

I am not going to spoil the surprise, but here is my latest creation with those two friends. Can you guess what I am making? I will share the results with you in about a month.



For now, the four quarts I made made are hiding out in my "curing cupboard."  (What? Doesn't everyone had a cupboard where they stash their fermented goods and curables? I always have a couple of jars of something in there getting happy whilst in the dark with the roasting pan and polka dot casserole dish. Don't you?)



Monday, March 26, 2012

Banana Brulee Butter

 Banana Brulee Butter

What is Banana Brulee Butter? It's like jam, sort of. It's like bananas foster, sort of.  It's like caramel sauce, sort of.

It's like...well, it's like heaven in a jar.

The brown sugar lends a rich caramel flavor to this delightful and unusual preserve, while the tiny Tahitian vanilla seeds add depth and character.  One of my favorite things about this recipe? I get to use up all those bananas that went south too fast here in the South. (Can someone please remind me that fruit ripens at the speed of light here along the gulf coast and to not buy large bunches of bananas any more?)

This recipe is totally and completely the fault of my sister-in-law, Maryann. She told me about some jar of some banana something or another she had picked up at her favorite little shop in town and asked me if I could make something like it. I am not sure if this is anything like it, but it sure is deelish-us!

Banana Brulee Butter Recipe:
4 c. smashed bananas (about 11 fully ripe)
1/2 c. lemon juice
1 tsp. EVER-FRESH fruit protector (optional)
1 box SURE-JELL pectin
1/2 tsp. butter
4 c. granulated sugar, measured into a separate bowl
2 c. brown sugar, measured into bowl with granulated sugar
1 Tahitian vanilla bean

BRING boiling-water canner, half-full with water, to simmer. Wash jars and screw bands in hot, soapy water; rinse with warm water. Pour boiling water over flat lids in saucepan off the heat. Let stand in hot water until ready to use. Drain well before filling.
 
SMASH the bananas thoroughly using a fork. Measure exactly 4 cups of banana into 6- or 8-quart pot. Stir the lemon juice and fruit protector into prepared fruit in pot.

SPLIT the vanilla bean in half with a sharp knife. Scrape out the seeds and add to banana mixture in pot. Place cleaned pod in pot as well.
 
STIR the pectin into banana mixture in pot. Add butter to reduce foaming, if desired. Bring mixture to full rolling boil (a boil that doesn't stop bubbling when stirred) on high heat, stirring constantly.
 
STIR in all of the sugar quickly. Return to full rolling boil and boil exactly 1 minute, stirring constantly - this recipe burns easily so don't step away! Remove from heat. Skim off any foam with metal spoon.  Remove vanilla pod & discard.
 
LADLE quickly into prepared jars, filling to within 1/8 inch of tops. Wipe jar rims and threads. Cover with two-piece lids and screw bands finger tight. Place jars on a rack in canner, making sure water covers jars by 1-2". Bring to a boil, cover, and then process 5 minutes.  Remove jars and place upright on a towel to cool completely. After jars cool, check seals by pressing middle of lid with finger. (If lid springs back, lid is not sealed and refrigeration is necessary.) 




 My Instructions:

Here's all the good stuff. Bananas. Sugar. Lemon juice. Drunken vanilla beans. And pectin. (I didn't have any vanilla beans that were loose so I fished one out of the vanilla that has been aging in the back of my cupboard for the last couple of weeks. WOW - the seeds came right out and were so tasty!)


Smash the bananas with a fork. I cut away any bruised parts. Remember, preserving fruits doesn't make them magically of a higher quality. The quality of your preserves depends on the quality of the fruit.






 Always use a bottled lemon juice when making jams and jellies - the acid levels are more uniform and will give you a more predictable result. Another helpful hint: Hide the bottle of lemon juice in the very back of the fridge behind the broccoli so your sons don't drink it all.


I know the recipe says to pour the bananas into the pan first, then add the lemon juice, but I usually forget to do something and need a few extra minutes to prep. I just pour the lemon juice over the bananas to keep them from getting brown, do what I need to do, and then come back to them.


All better now! The banana and lemon juice are in the pot. Now add some fruit preserver, if you want. Sometimes I remember, sometimes I don't.  It doesn't seem to affect it either way...which begs the question, why do I add it at all?



Stir in the pectin.



Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I found you! And to think you were swimming around in the rum in the back of my cupboard this whole time, you bad little bean. (Don't worry Ma, I am not drinking the rum, just making vanilla. Really. I promise).  Now get your goodness into that pot, you lovely Tahitian vanilla bean!

I supposed one doesn't have to use a Tahitian vanilla bean but then they would miss out on the dark, chocolately floral notes of the glorious Tahitian bean. Some Indian beans are rather nice in jams, though. Vanilla from India tends to have more of a cherry flavor like a Bourbon. I don't think I would ever use a Mexican vanilla bean because their flavor profile is so bold, but that's just me. Experiment and see what you like best.



 -Unbeknownst to most, happiness can be measured by the amount of vanilla beans you have.-


Oh man, this is where it starts smelling good in the kitchen.


Bring the mixture to a rolling boil over a high heat. DO NOT step away to answer the phone. You will regret it. Trust me.


Add in the sugar to the boiling bananas all at once.  This is the part where your seven year old calls from the other room, "Mom!! What is it that you are cooking? It smells like heaven again in this house!" Then he wanders in all dreamy eyed and leans his head on your hip, "Mom, I think I will stand right here forever."


Return the mixture to a rolling boil and boil for one minute. DO NOT stop stirring, even if it is your husband calling you on Skype and you haven't talked to him in a day. The husband is much more forgiving than the banana brulee butter.


Ladle into hot jars leaving 1/8" headspace. Wipe the rims and threads. Place two piece lids in place and tighten finger tight (not too tight - you want the air to escape!)


Bring canner to a boil and cover. Process for 5 minutes. Remove and immediately tighten rings. Let cool in an upright position.


At this point, you may need to hide it from your children and spouse if you are wanting any of it for yourself. Or, you can just plan on making it once every week or so. After all, what else are you going to do with all those bananas that are on the edge?

(This stuff is great on French Toast. Or toast. Or a spoon. I imagine it would be good on ice cream, too, but we have never had it around long enough to try!)